friend: how are you
me: oh boy. Hah. Well. *takes a seat* wooowie. Well. *leans very far back in seat* Anyways how are you?

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

People always seem to know it’s laundry day when I wear my shower curtain to work.

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– Creed Bratton (via creedthoughtsdotgovslashcreed)

northwestdaily:
“ North at the beach in St.Barts
”

coltre:
“ I covered my cat in flowers
”

man-of-prose:
“ “I long so much to make beautiful things. But beautiful things require effort and disappointment and perseverance.”
Vincent van Gogh
”